How did the hipster burn his tongue, he sipped his coffee before it was cool!
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn’t know, it’s kind of an obscure number
Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
Q: Who was the First Hipster? A: You’ve probably never heard of him.
Q: What do you call a hipster with a speech impediment? A: Mumblr.
Q: Why do hipsters only use the microwave. A: They don’t like conventional ovens.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway? A: Because its underground.
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don’t know, but there’s probably a hipster close by.
Q: What happens when a Hipster falls? A: They Tumblr
Push a hipster down the stairs, ….now look whose tumbling.
My poetry bring all the hipsters to the yard and they’re like “How Avant-garde”
If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody’s around to hear it, will a hipster buy the soundtrack?
If a hipster does something, but doesn’t instagram it, did it really happen?
Two hipsters walk into a bar. The first one did it before it was cool, and the second one did it ironically.
the problem is too many people are laughing at this now, and these jokes are so old