Leveling up on animal abuse


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, I had this whole woodchuck lumber company planned out, and I’d captured a whole bunch of woodchucks, all in tiny little iron shackles, just ready to start cutting down trees and chucking all that wood into a truck, when PETA came and shut down my operation. I guess we’ll never know.

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