I was thinking about getting a fish. Not sure why, So I played out “The Day I got a fish” in my head to see what would happen if I did get a fish
— I would most likely buy a fish when I am intoxicated, thinking, “A Fish sounds like a good idea”. Bad idea,I would be stuck with a fish, and it would be like that time i was stuck with a Rat because an ex girlfriend wanted a pet rat… Who wants a pet rat?!?!?!
But It would be a Pretty good looking fish if you ask me, Best looking one in Wal-Mart. But I would have to name it, and I have no desire to give it a name. I feel like the fish would become my awkward nemesis and I would do nothing but despise it. Weird situation to be in. (not sexual).
I need a name for this fish, we’ll get to that… first, a lil bit about this fish: She lives a pretty interesting life
upon observation, the fish thoroughly enjoys swimming… but she acts a little fishy sometimes.
back to this name, since I thoroughly despise this hypothetical fish, I will leave the name up to you.
Whoever offers me the most money will receive the privilege of naming my fish.
I’ll post updates of the offers here at the end of everyday.
HERE’S WHAT YOU GET IN RETURN!!!
-weekly updates in my fish’s life every Monday.
-she lives a very interesting life.
-the fish’s dead corpse when it dies.
-or a video of it’s viking funeral.
THIS AMAZING OPPORTUNITY ENDS AT THE END OF THE MONTH!!!
If you have any inquires, please hesitate to ask. Its a fish. Not very much to it.
Serious bidders only. This Wal- Mart fish means a lot to me. And by a lot I mean very little.
Now is your chance to live your life vicariously through my fish’s life.