vigorous excersise

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I am recently mourning a fish, that i hypothetically never had, and feel that the best way to get over said fish is through vigorous exercise to keep my mind and body busy… that said, i feel that vigorous exercise is not something that I really want or care to be doing at this point in time, given my current state of fish-less affairs. So this is where you come in…

I am looking for a person of athletic build to help me achieve vigorous exercise.  You shall not speak of said fish, and the plan of action is this: I ingest Rohypnol [you supply the roofies as I don't know where to purchase them] and you strap my body to yours [limbs to limbs using velcro] and take me along on a jog. Three nights a week. If you’re capable and interested, E-mail me so that we can discuss the fee.

 

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